My name is Mick Bailey. I rant, I ramble and I blabber. I also write poems, songs and lyrics. I love music, comedy, tattoos, football and vaginas.
Come and investigate the utter nonsense that cascades from my mouth to my finger tips.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
When will Paul Daniels learn to not fuck around with pizza wielding, maniac puppets with a bad attitude and no ability to speak?
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